Friday, September 21, 2007

Don't You Worry We All Float On

Ok, hang on folks we have a tiny baby rant incoming. And it is a gross one.

WTF is up with people leaving floaters?! By people I mean women. By women I mean the nasty women in my office building. Now it is huge here and there are several hundred women who work here AND the closest bathroom is also the biggest and most heavily trafficed. And I swear to you, every single frickin day SOMEONE leaves a visual gift for the rest of us. Sometimes MULTIPLE people leave a gift. WTF?!?!

Men - next time someone talks about how you all have gross bathroom habits, you point them right here to this post. Cause these women are disgusting. If they had nuts they'd be scratching them in public.

9 comments:

Travis said...

What is it with people and poor public restroom etiquette? They wouldn't be so nasty if people would just apply some basic personal hygene rules.

Desert Songbird said...

OMG! You're killing me!

That is indeed gross, though. I mean, how hard is it to check the can and flush one more time?

RWA said...

Good grief. You wrote about "floaters"!!!!!

You are right, though. Men or women, that is disgusting.

Starrlight said...

I was visually assaulted three times today. It was more than I could handle :p

the108 said...

Thank you, you fucker. I have just learned the hard way that boiling hot coffee projecting out of one's nostrils singes off nose hair.

*snort*

Starrlight said...

I made Kyra snort, I made Kyra snort!

Damn..I am killin Desert and made RWA get jiggy with the !!

Travis is like Bond...unflappable. Beats unflushable!

It was just a freaky freaky day in the bathroom land at work today. I can't even go into feminine appliance issues we had today. I just can't.

Twisted Cinderella said...

Yuck I hate stuff like that.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You are totally crazy, but as always right on target. Funny rant!!

Sparky Duck said...

Mrs Duck says women are the most digusting pigs in the bathroom, period. And this is from a woman with 2 brothers and a sloppy duck husband

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