1. Johnny Depp - Do I really have to say ANYTHING else? Hello? He is the only one getting a picture here. Just look at him!
2. John Cusack - What can I say, he had me at the boom box. The Depp Man may be hotter, but somehow Mr. Cusack seems like the type you'd actually marry. It's a close 1/2 ranking on the John's.
3. Damon Albarn - The UniBrow brothers of Oasis need to stop being pissy about Blur/Damon. Noel, Liam....get thee to a tweezery.
4.Colin Firth - I looove Colin. Bridget needs to get a clue!
5. Hugh Grant - Then again, maybe Bridget has a clue. Hugh is my "faintly brushed by scandal" entry of the week. But let's be real, a guy - any guy - going to a prostitute is a shocker, because......?
6. George Clooney - Oh the Dr Ross glory days of ER. Actually, George gets better every year.
7. Dermot Mulroney - I'd take a Wedding Date or any other kind of date with him!
8. Clive Owen - I have a thing for the UK guys, you notice that? Totally wasted on Jennifer Blandiston.
9. Daniel Craig - Listen, he can shake me OR stir me. Bond is back.
(Ok now, don't get all creeped out, but we are entering Dead Man's Land. Yes the following 2 are indeed departed. What can I say, once a goth girl, always a goth girl.)
10. Michael Hutchence - What you need, indeed. I saw INXS in concert on the KICK tour. Front row seats. He had on black leather pants. Excuse me whilst I get a cold drink.
11. Brandon Lee - "Buildings Burn, People Die, But Real Love Is Forever." He was The Crow. And yes, I'd want him with the makeup :p
12. Paul Newman circa 1960's - Hey! We are dealing with fantasy here. I got 2 dead guys on the list, why not time travel? Watch Newman in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, Exodus, or Cool Hand Luke and I dare you to name anyone who is better looking. Even Mr. Depp should be nervous. VERY nervous.
13. Brad Pitt - Confession time here. When Brad was younger, he was gorgeous, yeah yeah I know. He just didn't do it for me. But he is getting ever so much hotter the older he gets. He was just a bit too pretty in his youth. No girl wants a guy who is prettier than her, even Angelina. Of course she is so gorgeous she ranks as the one woman I could see switching teams for.
And there you have it!
