So this is from last New Year from my private blog and I realized I never moved it over here! I had planned on replicating the drunken blogging experience this weekend but it just didn't pan out since all I watched was movies I had already seen. And then I realized, "Hey! I can rip myself off!! Awesome!"
Now to bring you all up to speed I was clearly feeling no pain by this point in the evening and had planned on watching an online version of an Evelyn Waugh story. He's a favorite of mine. English. You should read. Yes his name is really Evelyn.
But I digress. Anyhow the movie had James McAvoy in it. That was a BIG selling point. Cause like Yum and all, ya know? So I ended up swapping out to Wanted. I give you now my Live Drunken Free Form Blog Review of Wanted from my cranky Holiday self :P
"It is essential to be drunk all the time."
Quote by Baudelaire. Seeing that he drank himself to death he might have wanted to not listen to himself quite so much.
Hey if I am gonna have to youku it I might as well watch Wanted. Not a bad plan.
Ok I am liking this. Snarky first person narration when done right is good. A blase attitude about your best friend fucking your girl friend on your Ikea dining room table is also a good sign. James does an American accent pretty darn good.
(Wesley is the character James plays who is our narrator and hero.)
HAH! He googled himself. I have done that.
OK I think this is his dad and he is uber bad ass.
WTF is that ring tone?!
Is this? Yes I think it is Trent. Yup NIN Every Day Is Exactly The Same.
OMFG! Wesley! BABY GET SOME BALLS! He just payed for the watermelon condoms his best friend is going to screw his girlfriend with! That is sad. Very sad. Of course in the usual nonsensical way of cinema we are supposed to buy his girlfriend doing the cro magnon best fried over James. Um...yeah, sure. LOL....seriously that makes me giggle. Not even with my worst enemies vajayjay!
Ok I'd kill the bitch who is his boss. Just saying.
Nice car stunt Angie.
LOL this guy needs to get laid.
Jeez shooting the wings off of flies. That is a bitch of an initiation.
HAH! 36 million will put a spring in your step. Here is hoping he puts a foot in the ass of his best friend/girlfriend poacher.
OH HELL YEAH! Ergo Keyboard FOR THE WIN!
That was satisfying.
Hah, "do you make sweaters or kill people?" Good one.
Another "I am not a pussy! I have a healthy respect for the human condition!"
Exploding rats?!
Ok Boys if a girl is kicking your ass with brass knuckles, y'all know you can take a swing back, right?
Bad Angie for fucking up that lovely face! His not hers. The whole naked wet Angelina scene was pretty freaking brief. Of course at least you guys GET a naked wet scene. WTH is mine?
Out of white and onto red vino. Ooo...and taquitos!
Ok young Wesley has grown a set.
I am still bitter about the Hollywood double standard. Where is my naked wet James?
Oh hey nice tip to the Greek three sisters of fate and their thread. I like that.
Oooo back story on Angie's character.
Oh I wanna flip my car and shoot people through sunroofs!
Ok Angelina as a revenge fuck (even if it is only implied) is really really cold. "Hey honey look what I dumped you for!" Bet this scene rankles Maniston ;)
That was bitchy but Jennifer Aniston has always annoyed the fuck out of me. And she has ruined John Meyer. Team Angie!
OH SHIT. That was a plot twist I was not expecting.
Terence Stamp! Love him. He was in Priscilla!
And he is a shifty bugger in this.
Oh damn I sense a double cross..........
NUH UH!!
Oh you bitch!
Hello Nurse! We get a shirtless wet James scene. Now I am smiling =)
Insert gratuitous beefcake shot in 5 4 3 2 1

Oh and it is a really long scene at that. Gosh that was mighty nice of them. Oh now we are gonna do shirtless with a black leather jacket. If they had shown this in the previews I God Damn Guarantee you they would have had way more female ass in the theater seats.
Oh PETA must HATE this movie.
Ok this is going to sound bloodthirsty but I am REALLY glad he is using Blondie as a human shield WHILE shooting other people threw his eye socket. I disliked that little asshole.
If that is not the same set they used for the circular library in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen I will eat my hat. Yes I am a movie Geek.
OH. The Anti Lucius Fox!
"What the fuck have you done lately?"