The Look Mimi I Did It On Time!! Post

Mimi is going to be so proud of me =)

1. Are you a Rolex watch, a Mickey Mouse watch, or a pocket watch? Oh pocket watch. Vintage for the win.

2. Can you think of a time when you couldn't see the forest for the trees? ROFL..yeah that would be called virtually every relationship I have.

3. Can you think of a time when you were on the outside looking in? That would be school.
What did you see? The obvious, other people. I used to feel like I was a freak, now I just think the vast majority of people spend a whole lotta time not being very true to themselves. Which makes them the freaks, imho.

4. Go back in time. Maybe a long time ago, maybe today. Pick an hour you'd like to freeze frame forever and tell us why. It doesn't have to be THE most important hour of your life, but make it a good one. I have too many too choose from and frankly I think it's more productive trying to make each day worth remembering.

5. If you were a cuckoo clock, what would others say about you? That clock is hung crooked!

6. Can you think of a time when time stood still? Not really. I think to much to feel like time stands still.

7. Watch this! You are a stopwatch. What would you stop? Anything? Poverty.

8. Imagine you were just born and have infinite wisdom. After the doctor smacks your newborn dust ruffle you look around and say to the Universe: "Give me a whole lifetime to do "this" and I will bless the day I was born."
What did you choose? Help others. It's the best feeling out there.

The Who What Why I Want Out Of The Dungeon Meme

I am finally doing Mimi the Queens Meme #9.

Cause I prefer to be out of the dungeon :P

The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who ....

is easy to love? Duh, my daughter! Cause the kid just kicks ass.

do you just wanna smack? I have to limit myself?!

do you trust? Very few people. Very few.

do you talk to when you're alone? Myself. And my cats.


What....

dangerous things do you do while driving? Um, I guess drink coffee. If you know me you know how dangerous that can be.

are you allergic to? Yuppies.

is Satan's last name? Palin :P

is the last thing that moved you? Like made me cry? I bawl like a baby over those humane society ads with the puppies asking why someone hurt them. Then I wanna find the people who did it and ram my foot up their asses.

is the freakiest thing in your house? Me :P

When.....

is it time to turn over a new leaf? I find daily beneficial ;)

will you be all that you can be? WTF...never. To quote Lloyd Dobler, I could never work for that corporation.

is enough enough? Well for the couple I am watching on Property Virgins enough was enough for me when Susie Homemaker brought out her quilted scrape book and matching pen to rate homes. Gag. Me.

do you go to the dark side? PIE!!!

Where....

are your pants? ROFL...man I wish I could say "on the floor!" but alas they are on me :P

is your last will and testament? Err...in my head.

is your junk food stash? On my coffee table.

is Carmen Sandiego? Who cares?


Why.....

was the Lone Ranger alone? He hogs the bed.

was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? Cause Hawthorne was a prude :P

are musicians sexy and plumbers not? Really? Dude can play music or dude can snake a turd clot. You do the math.

are there no seat belts on school buses? Cause the government runs public schools.

Would you....

swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? I'd freakin die trying to swim the Channel. Now if we want to move to never never land where I could make it alive, I'd do it for a cannoli in a heart beat.

forgive someone who deliberately hurt you? It depends. Probably. I have too short of an attention span to hold a grudge.

rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth? Anyone who says they wouldn't is so lying.

you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while? Ok - Space and I are not sympatico. It freaks me out. And I highly doubt anyone would live after being sucked out of a window of a plane :P

13 Things I Am Looking Forward To

1. Glee!!




2. Angel's Game - Sequel to Shadow of the Wind




3. The first fall drive that is sunny and crisp and smells of woodsmoke



4. The Blink 182/Weezer concert!


5. The announcement of the dates for the second NA Green Day tour ;)




6. Alice in Wonderland!!




7. New Moon - Just to get it out of the way. Sucky ass Jacob. Yuck. Ok and *maybe* to ogle Rob Pattinson. Maybe.



8. Last Night In Twisted River - John Irving. My favorite living author =)



9. The new Joe Hill book - Horns. Stephen King's kid kicks ass.



10. The Resistance - MUSE!!



11. The Muse Tour announcement. C'mon guys, show a girl a little love and please please please please please please ....play Portland.

12. Whip It!!



13. HALLOWEEN!!!!



More Thursday Thirteen Here: Thursday Thirteen

Wordless Wednesday - Political High Jinks

All You Zombies Hide Your Faces

Want to know what highbrow, art house movie the Starry One is most looking forward to? Well there are several but this one is right on up at the top of my list. Cause seriously what goes better than peanut butter and jelly, Hall and Oates and Bob and Astro Glide all put together?

Comedy and Zombies. Oh yeah.



Now before you laugh, please note that Bill Murray is in this. Haters take that! And Woody Harrelson. And Little Miss Sunshine...oh yes. This is not your daddy's zombie movie.

Not that I have anything against your daddy's zombie movie.

Plus it gives me the opportunity to play The Hooters! The movie opens Oct 2nd and you can count on a Starr review =)