Just a few tunes for you today that I am enjoying courtesy of Last FM.
Townes Van Zandt - Dead Flowers (Kicks The Stones Asses in my opinion)
Ryan Adams - Oh My Sweet Carolina (Ryan is apparently leaving the music business which depresses the living shit out of me as I never got to see him live)
Lyle Lovett - If I Had A Boat (I frickin LOVE Lyle, and I don't care what the haters say, he is awesome)
Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me (One of these Labor Days I will make it to the Gorge)
Blues Travler - Sweet Pain (This and Crystal Flame are by far my favorite BT songs. Long live the Jam Bands)
The Black Crowes - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down (One of the best versions I have heard outside of The Band and Cash. Nice work.)
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
United States of Tara
Ok Showtime is officially the best frickin tv on tv. Their new series United States of Tara is awesome. Snappy dialogue, funny characters and Toni Collette whom I totally adore. I am telling you, The Tudors, Weeds, Dexter, Californication, Diary of a Call Girl, and now Tara. Showtime OWNS.
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United States of Tara
Thursday, January 29, 2009
God Damn You Ben Stiller
You made me like Tom Cruise. Fuck you.
Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr made that movie. The Les Grossman Dance and this fake movie trailer caused me internal injuires.
Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr made that movie. The Les Grossman Dance and this fake movie trailer caused me internal injuires.
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Tom Cruise,
Tropic Thunder
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
So I Can Get Non Mimi Baked Cookies
FINALLY! The Mimi Meme! Can I have my cookies now, Mimi? This was a bitch! Plus it was obviously written by teens. Poorly educated and likely stupid teens.
When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself? Um, I don't usually buy for myself. I actually begged for a nano for my birthday from my parents. Kind woman that she is, my mom is going to get me one. Takes the sting out of 40 you know. I guess I'd say the 2 cd's I bought about about a month ago.
Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else? What am I, a fucking psycho? I did buy my Christmas present "from" my husband once. Romantic, no?
Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift? No and if I did I would be the world's largest douchebag.
How often do you text message? As rarely as possible. When I do it is either to Kidlet or her dad.
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with? Anyone who says no to this question is so lying. I don't know that I would change much, but I would like to maybe explain some things.
Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer? LOL. See above. And yes. But only if they continued under different circumstances.
When do you blow out the candles? Feb 8th. Or before I go to bed. Death by fire, not so cool.
Do you give out second chances too easily? Second, third, fourth, thirty second....
What's the next big life decision you will have to make? The one I know would be where to move when Kidlet graduates. I have no idea what life may throw at me in the mean time.
If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why? Rob Pattinson, James McAvoy or Ewan McGregor.
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Do I care? Not really. Grow up oh writers of this meme.
Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off? REALLY piss me off as opposed to just pissing me off? I don't know probably one of my ex's. I don't tend to hold onto it and really ponder past pissed offedness offenses. Life is too damn short.
Would you ever want to be a supermodel? Sign me up to swap with Kristy Turlington. Then I could be gorgeous AND close friends with U2.
Your motivation for tomorrow? What does this mean? Why do I plan to get out of bed? What is the meaning of life? What's it all about, Alfie? How bout, cause getting out of bed means you are alive and that beats the heck out of dead. Lord, that is a dumb question.
Do you know what you will wear tomorrow? Hell no. I fail at being a girl. Seriously.
What is the last thing you put your lips against? My Betty Boop coffee cup. I need a refill too.
Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear? OH. MY. GOD. Skeevy whore, much?!!
Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect? Everyone has. The real question is why we are thinking about it.
What serial killer do you find most disturbing? All serial killers are disturbing. But I admit to a life long fascination with Jack the Ripper.
What was the last thing you used your debit card for? Um, grocery shopping at Winco.
Are you cheating on your significant other right now? I don't have an SO. Whoo hoo!!
Are you contemplating cheating on your SO right now? Ya know I think the writers of this meme were looking for some sort of validation for being skeevy whores.
When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons? Last weekend. Scooby Dooby Doo!
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers? Not that I know of.
Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mother read? Nope.
How old do you think you will finally be when you have kids/more kids? If I have any more kids, my HMO is going to have some explaining to do.
Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion? No. I am not down with organized religion. I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. And I believe people who talk about religion rather than living a good life are full of shit.
When was the last time you went to church? See above. Last time I was in church was my grandfather's funeral in Feb of last year. I actually loved going to church when the service was in Latin and Greek. I still like the English services up to and until the Sunday let me talk at you chat. Again, less talk more action.
Do you know anyone with the same first name as you? I have a cousin with the same name. There are also a few actresses with my name or nickname. It's a pretty uncommon name so there are not a lot of us out there.
What song plays on your myspace profile? None. MySpace is used to keep up with bands I like, artists I like and Kidlet.
Do you know anyone who smokes pot? Everyone knows someone who smokes pot.
What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom? Cleaning the sink.
Have you ever had a Razr as a phone? Motorola Razr? Yes I have a Miami Ink one. The black with the Dragon tattoo Ami James. Kidlet has his pink Cherry Blossom one.
Which energy drink is better, Amp or Rockstar? Gross. I drink an occasional sugar free Red Bull but that is it.
Would you rather eat a Milky Way or Twix? This is not a nice question. Cause those two are my favorite candy bars. So either.
Do you like that new shoe smell? Oh HELLS yes.
Do you like the taste of licorice? Yup. I ADORE Red Vines and I love black licorice as well.
Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube? Really? No...Really?? Attention whore much?
Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class? Actually, yes. 6th grade Mr. Harris. He liked to kid around and make statements about being "Pretty good for a girl." He was joking of course, well mostly, but I am not the child of 60's hippie radicals for naught. I organized a day where all the girls showed up in jeans, t shirts and baseball hats and told him if he said it one more time we would walk out in protest. Sure enough, he did. We also stood up and out we walked. We made it to the street before he finally apologized enough for us to go back. I got him a stuffed pig at the end of the year. He remains one of my favorite teachers to this day.
Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar? Nope. Groupie? Oh yeah ;)
If vegetarians think its wrong to eat living things, why do they eat plants? Oh don't be mean. They are all wifty and shit from that lack of protein. Mmm....steak =0
When was the last time you splurged on a gift for yourself? Um, I don't usually buy for myself. I actually begged for a nano for my birthday from my parents. Kind woman that she is, my mom is going to get me one. Takes the sting out of 40 you know. I guess I'd say the 2 cd's I bought about about a month ago.
Have you ever bought yourself a gift for Christmas, Valentines Day, a birthday or any other occasion and then wrapped it up and pretended it was from someone else? What am I, a fucking psycho? I did buy my Christmas present "from" my husband once. Romantic, no?
Have you ever sent yourself flowers, chocolates or anything else to your place of employment so it seemed as if someone else were sending you a gift? No and if I did I would be the world's largest douchebag.
How often do you text message? As rarely as possible. When I do it is either to Kidlet or her dad.
Is there someone you'd like to fix things with? Anyone who says no to this question is so lying. I don't know that I would change much, but I would like to maybe explain some things.
Are there any previous relationships you wish could have lasted longer? LOL. See above. And yes. But only if they continued under different circumstances.
When do you blow out the candles? Feb 8th. Or before I go to bed. Death by fire, not so cool.
Do you give out second chances too easily? Second, third, fourth, thirty second....
What's the next big life decision you will have to make? The one I know would be where to move when Kidlet graduates. I have no idea what life may throw at me in the mean time.
If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick, and why? Rob Pattinson, James McAvoy or Ewan McGregor.
Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Do I care? Not really. Grow up oh writers of this meme.
Who was the last person to REALLY piss you off? REALLY piss me off as opposed to just pissing me off? I don't know probably one of my ex's. I don't tend to hold onto it and really ponder past pissed offedness offenses. Life is too damn short.
Would you ever want to be a supermodel? Sign me up to swap with Kristy Turlington. Then I could be gorgeous AND close friends with U2.
Your motivation for tomorrow? What does this mean? Why do I plan to get out of bed? What is the meaning of life? What's it all about, Alfie? How bout, cause getting out of bed means you are alive and that beats the heck out of dead. Lord, that is a dumb question.
Do you know what you will wear tomorrow? Hell no. I fail at being a girl. Seriously.
What is the last thing you put your lips against? My Betty Boop coffee cup. I need a refill too.
Have you ever gone two or more days without changing your underwear? OH. MY. GOD. Skeevy whore, much?!!
Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect? Everyone has. The real question is why we are thinking about it.
What serial killer do you find most disturbing? All serial killers are disturbing. But I admit to a life long fascination with Jack the Ripper.
What was the last thing you used your debit card for? Um, grocery shopping at Winco.
Are you cheating on your significant other right now? I don't have an SO. Whoo hoo!!
Are you contemplating cheating on your SO right now? Ya know I think the writers of this meme were looking for some sort of validation for being skeevy whores.
When was the last time you sat down and watched kiddie cartoons? Last weekend. Scooby Dooby Doo!
Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers? Not that I know of.
Do you have any text messages that you would be embarrassed to let your mother read? Nope.
How old do you think you will finally be when you have kids/more kids? If I have any more kids, my HMO is going to have some explaining to do.
Have you ever thought about converting to a new religion? No. I am not down with organized religion. I believe in God. I believe in Jesus. And I believe people who talk about religion rather than living a good life are full of shit.
When was the last time you went to church? See above. Last time I was in church was my grandfather's funeral in Feb of last year. I actually loved going to church when the service was in Latin and Greek. I still like the English services up to and until the Sunday let me talk at you chat. Again, less talk more action.
Do you know anyone with the same first name as you? I have a cousin with the same name. There are also a few actresses with my name or nickname. It's a pretty uncommon name so there are not a lot of us out there.
What song plays on your myspace profile? None. MySpace is used to keep up with bands I like, artists I like and Kidlet.
Do you know anyone who smokes pot? Everyone knows someone who smokes pot.
What were you doing the last time you were in the bathroom? Cleaning the sink.
Have you ever had a Razr as a phone? Motorola Razr? Yes I have a Miami Ink one. The black with the Dragon tattoo Ami James. Kidlet has his pink Cherry Blossom one.
Which energy drink is better, Amp or Rockstar? Gross. I drink an occasional sugar free Red Bull but that is it.
Would you rather eat a Milky Way or Twix? This is not a nice question. Cause those two are my favorite candy bars. So either.
Do you like that new shoe smell? Oh HELLS yes.
Do you like the taste of licorice? Yup. I ADORE Red Vines and I love black licorice as well.
Would you ever walk around with a free hugs sign like the dude on youtube? Really? No...Really?? Attention whore much?
Did you ever flip out on a teacher and walk out of a class? Actually, yes. 6th grade Mr. Harris. He liked to kid around and make statements about being "Pretty good for a girl." He was joking of course, well mostly, but I am not the child of 60's hippie radicals for naught. I organized a day where all the girls showed up in jeans, t shirts and baseball hats and told him if he said it one more time we would walk out in protest. Sure enough, he did. We also stood up and out we walked. We made it to the street before he finally apologized enough for us to go back. I got him a stuffed pig at the end of the year. He remains one of my favorite teachers to this day.
Do you/did you ever have dreams of being a rockstar? Nope. Groupie? Oh yeah ;)
If vegetarians think its wrong to eat living things, why do they eat plants? Oh don't be mean. They are all wifty and shit from that lack of protein. Mmm....steak =0
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
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