Showing posts with label Arm Porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arm Porn. Show all posts

Thursday, May 29, 2008

So Take A Minute Just To Breathe

Good advice, especially to all the visitors who got here via the search term "David Cook happy trail." I feel so vindicated! Although currently I am indulging in DC arm porn.

On that note...moving on! I am at work, beta testing the platform changes and trying to keep out of the x rated fangirl threads on the message boards. Not cause they are shocking or anything. Frankly I have seen worse. Hell I have written worse! But ya know if you want to fantasize about moonlit beaches and Marvin Gaye be my guest. I'll stick with my handcuffs and sex in public places kthx. I mean really. UPS fantasies? People if I am gonna indulge in xrated daydreams about David why in God's name would I change him from Hot Rock Star to UPS dude? That would be like RWA turning Heidi Klum into a Dunkin Donuts cashier!

Can you believe my mom and kid read this? This is me censored, people. I think even Matt Man might blush if he could see my mental movie theater. Or stroke out -mind out of gutter, Matty! Not Desert though. Cause she is kinky like that ;)

Had some sort of stomach flu these last couple days. Started with a headache and general blah feeling on Saturday and just progressed. I am pretty sure the fact that it is gray, rainy and 58 outside is adding to it. God I hate this state!

Grr.

Back to the grind.

Man it all comes back to sex today, doesn't it?

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