Work is the suck. Not that my day is going badly or anything I just have the work blahs. I need to win the lottery. I need to buy a ticket for that to happen but you get my basic point, no?
I did NOT work this weekend. How is that for shocking. Two weekends in a row. I basically live here for July and I just decided that I was much better off staying home and ripping all my cd's to my computer. Not that I am remotely close. Plus there is kidlets CD's. But I think I have around 60 done so far. 400 to go!
Highlight of my weekend was the trip to the "adult fun store" as they like to call it. You know, pr0n. It was time to trade BOB in for a newer model. As usual, I think I was the only female in there NOT doing the whole "ooohh...this is for a bridal gag (HAH!) gift not for me!" routine.
Bullshit :P
Come on ladies, grow a pair. The vibrator you just bought has them, why not try borrowing them? It's 2007, do women really need to pretend we don't have sex drives still? What has Helen Gurley Brown fought so hard for all these years? I do not think it was strictly to educate women on the location of the mythic "taint" ya know? Although I swear to you every single issue of Cosmo talks about the "male g spot" in some form or another. Don't believe me? Go look at this months and I bet they have some "super secret way to blow his mind" article. I guess showing up is not enough :P
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Honey, this is why you can buy your toys and tapes on the internet, no need to suffer the embarassment. (tapes, did I say Tapes??) Or you could live in Phoenix, where they have a couple of adult superstores, think Walmart of Sex. So big its totally acceptable.
Um, you are not burning every single song are you??
Oh I shop at Castle Mega Store. It is the Walmart of Sex up here. And I am not embarrassed. Trust me. The Ex would back me on that too. Boyfried, not husband. Husband was more vanilla than the state of Utah.
Hell I have a t shirt from Starship Enterprises in Atlanta with three girls ala Charlies Angels ridding a vibrator rocket. I wear that shit to the store :P
And yes I am burning every song. I will be getting a portable drive to store them on when I am done. But I must have my music!
Enjoy your new friends Starr. Cheers!!
Matt that made me giggle :P
I have zero shame in the sex store. I will even call over employees and ask them questions about the products before I decide what to get.
They don't care... they work in a sex store!
*Hugs* 108th.
I KNEW I liked you. I giggled evilly when they took them on the test run required by law and the chick laughed her ass off and gave me free batteries ;)
Please.. I get a Cheers NORM! welcome everytime I go in there.
They have me on their Christmas card list.
Next time, ask them for the Spank Me dice.. those are entertaining.
It's official. All my Bloggie Girlfriends KICK ASS!
Thanks for the tip Anndi. Spank Me dice sound like fun ;)
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