So Lead Me Astray, I'm In The Mood To Obey

Work is the suck. Not that my day is going badly or anything I just have the work blahs. I need to win the lottery. I need to buy a ticket for that to happen but you get my basic point, no?

I did NOT work this weekend. How is that for shocking. Two weekends in a row. I basically live here for July and I just decided that I was much better off staying home and ripping all my cd's to my computer. Not that I am remotely close. Plus there is kidlets CD's. But I think I have around 60 done so far. 400 to go!

Highlight of my weekend was the trip to the "adult fun store" as they like to call it. You know, pr0n. It was time to trade BOB in for a newer model. As usual, I think I was the only female in there NOT doing the whole "ooohh...this is for a bridal gag (HAH!) gift not for me!" routine.

Bullshit :P

Come on ladies, grow a pair. The vibrator you just bought has them, why not try borrowing them? It's 2007, do women really need to pretend we don't have sex drives still? What has Helen Gurley Brown fought so hard for all these years? I do not think it was strictly to educate women on the location of the mythic "taint" ya know? Although I swear to you every single issue of Cosmo talks about the "male g spot" in some form or another. Don't believe me? Go look at this months and I bet they have some "super secret way to blow his mind" article. I guess showing up is not enough :P

Your 20th Century Boy

Mimi over Profile of The Day has asked me to participate in her Saturday Comeback Challenge, and I had a blast doing this! If you have EVER wondered just how bad the singles scene could truly be, go check that site out. Reading those personals makes me ever so greatful to have BOB in my life.

I've Got A Non-Stop Hole In My Head--Imagination

I was a bad bad girl and didn't work at all this weekend. Making up for it with a 7-6 shift today. Got the kitties shaved yesterday. Sounds so nasty..."How was your weekend?" "Great, shaved the pussies!" Not that exciting trust me. I watched The Crow Pt 4 yesterday. I can say without reservation that it was the single worst pile of stinking dog shite I have ever watch. BLEH.

No kiddo tonight so I get to have a civilized bourbon and coke when I get home. And cold pizza. What more does a girl need?

OOOOHHHH....This girl needs batteries, Bob is running low ;)

I love office supplies, don't y'all?