So Lead Me Astray, I'm In The Mood To Obey

Work is the suck. Not that my day is going badly or anything I just have the work blahs. I need to win the lottery. I need to buy a ticket for that to happen but you get my basic point, no?

I did NOT work this weekend. How is that for shocking. Two weekends in a row. I basically live here for July and I just decided that I was much better off staying home and ripping all my cd's to my computer. Not that I am remotely close. Plus there is kidlets CD's. But I think I have around 60 done so far. 400 to go!

Highlight of my weekend was the trip to the "adult fun store" as they like to call it. You know, pr0n. It was time to trade BOB in for a newer model. As usual, I think I was the only female in there NOT doing the whole "ooohh...this is for a bridal gag (HAH!) gift not for me!" routine.

Bullshit :P

Come on ladies, grow a pair. The vibrator you just bought has them, why not try borrowing them? It's 2007, do women really need to pretend we don't have sex drives still? What has Helen Gurley Brown fought so hard for all these years? I do not think it was strictly to educate women on the location of the mythic "taint" ya know? Although I swear to you every single issue of Cosmo talks about the "male g spot" in some form or another. Don't believe me? Go look at this months and I bet they have some "super secret way to blow his mind" article. I guess showing up is not enough :P