Naked Gold Dude Review Pt 2 - The Red Carpet

Ok I guess I am gonna have to see Slumdog Millionaire here fairly soon.

The dresses so far have just been "eh" for me.

Vannesa "Look at my Cooter" Hudgens and Zaquisha Efron are on now. Blech. That boy wears more make up than your average drag queen. Gimmie Rob.

Natalie Portman looks lovely. She annoys the fuck out of me, but she looks lovely.

Gah. Love Amy Adams. Hate her ensemble. That necklace is just too much for me.

HATE what Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing. Love Ferris though =)

And there he is! Oh my goodness. The boy is gorgeous. Sorry Johnny, but Rob has bumped ya to second place. And the hair is back. Eat your heart out Zaquisha, cause that is what good looks like. Ryan Seacrest is asking stupid questions per the usual. Yay! Rob got to plug Little Ashes. Coming in May!

Wow Seth Rogan has lost a LOT of weight. A LOT. Must be for his role in The Green Hornet movie.

E is now doing a run down of hot leading men.

Leo, Brad, WTF...Mickey Rourke? Not even in the whole 9 and A Half Weeks era did I find him to be anything other than sleazetastic. Not only would I NOT do him, I wouldn't do him with my worst enemies vajayjay. No how. No Way.

GAH...Tom Cruise. What a douchebag. And a crazy one at that. Go away Tom, Xenu is paging you. And give us back Will Smith. Ya dick.

Oh oh oh! James McAvoy! Thank you E Television =)

Anne Hathaway is so gorgeous. Love her dress, love her look, just flat out love her. That dress is just lovely.

Robert Downey Jr is awesome. LOVE Robert. SO glad he lived through his addictions. He is too talented to have lost.

Who all thinks Sean Penn is the most talented actor of his generation? Cause I would say Robert is a better actor. Maybe it's cause I just hated Mystic River. That said I do want to see Milk cause Harvey Milk was an amazing man and I am so glad that they made a movie about him. It's interesting to think what the AIDS outbreak of the 80's would have been like if Harvey had been alive.

Queen Latifah is going to sing during the dedication to those who have passed.

Jessica Biel looks lovely. She didn't bring Justin though. Stupid girl, left her best accessory at home.

Evan Rachel Wood is on and she appears to have dropped her imitation of Dita Von Teese.

There are a LOT of nominees and big names that we have not seen on the carpet. They did a good job of keeping the secret of who all will be presenting.

Daniel Craig looks very, well, Bond like. Go figure =)

Penelope Cruz looks lovely. Philip Seymour Hoffman looks like he just woke up.

Brad and Angelina look amazing as usual.

Oh Kate Winslet looks GORGEOUS. I LOVE her dress. Her hair is so 40's chic. I still have to see Revolutionary Road with her and Leo.

Ok folks, time for me to make some tea and get out the Pumpkin Cheesecake my Mom made last night for Dad's party. Food was AWESOME. Roast Turkey breast, wild rice, mixed greens salad with candied pralines, blue cheese, orange and cranberries in a raspberry vinagrette. And that cheesecake. Yummers!

The awards start in 10 minutes. See you all soon!