Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - Thursday Thirteen #35

Today's Thursday Thirteen will be a review of the funky things folks search that land them here in my virtual world. Some of them are just out there!

1. "first time kicked in the balls story blog directory" - WTF. Well first off, sorry your balls got banged in a bad way. That little search brought him here. The post title is from the song That's Entertainment by The Jam and the post is a wrap up of our summer trip to Ashland for the Shakespeare Festival. Something tells me that is not what they were looking for!

2. "king ding dong thermos" - Huh?! I can see me talking about Kings, Dings and Dongs...but a thermos? That search landed them here. The title is of course from The Wizard of Oz and the post is my rambles on the subject of Wicked the novel, good hair days, whiny alt rock, and Dim Sum.

3. "why I am a slut" - Hey Now! YOU may be a slut, but numerically speaking I am no where even close! Here we have the post that this poor slutty soul landed on. The post title is from the song Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash of course (with a lovely remake by Social Distortion) and the post is the results of my Dante Ring of Hell test. Second circle of hell, baby!

4. "auto erotic-exfixiation" - PERVERTS!! There are about 5 versions of that search term combo and they all landed here where I discuss 13 men who could light my fire any day. The commonality of the list is they are all older than me including the late great Michael Hutchence. I had a previous TT on 13 cradles I would rob. Links available and the back story on the whole sordid thing. The post title is of course The Doors.

5. "budda and armageddon" - Now this one spelling error aside might actually have landed them on what they were looking for. This post is nothing more than the lyrics to The The's song Armageddon Days Are Here Again. A song that proves Matt Johnson is a lyrical god and given that the song was written in the very early 80's a damn good guesser on the state of the world.

6. "and the beat goes on aids" - I can only assume that they were looking for references to the book and movie And The Band Played On. I sure hope so cause that search landed them here on myWorld AIDS Day post. The post title is from the song Ball Of Confusion - the Love & Rockets version and the post is a look at the impact of AIDS.

7. "kharmic chi" - This one tickled me. The post title is from the song Scooby Snacks by Fun Loving Criminals and that line just kills me. The post is my acceptance of the Blog Schmooze award and my passing the loves on.

8. "vietnamese sounding words" - Um. Ok. This search landed them on a post entitled Famous Sound Words Make Your Head Feel Light which is from last week. The lyric is from the Spoon song Don't You Evah (which I frickin adore) and the post was general bitching. Oh and whinging. And none of if was in Vietnamese. There are also numerous searches for those lines, which leads me to think that others out there must be diggin that song as well. Good taste people!

9. "you came on your own" - Hands down the most popular search with over 40 versions of it. DAMN good song people. The post title is from the song An End Has Start by The Editors which is another song I am addicted to and the search landed them on a post where I chose to rant whilst sick. Oh dear!


10. "a wee bit of the creature" - This one cracked me waay up. No lyrics on the post title merely a shout out to Bono on his birthday and Desert Songbird's opinion Bono wears the glasses all the time to do the Tipple Monster ;) Check out the post here.

11. "thirteen is my lucky number" - Now providing this person did mean the Social Distortion song that the post is titled after they are alright in my book. The post is the rambles the day before we left for the Social D concert this summer.

12. "pretty english girl" - Kate Winslet! Talk about an open ended search! That puppy was pretty darn vague and possibly pornographic. I am shocked! Or not. The search landed there here on a post titled with lyrics from Ryan Adams English Girls Are Pretty When They Play Guitar. Your basic blah post where in I share the excitement that is my life on my couch.

13. "how to put out fire" - Seriously? Your house is burning and you log on to search for how to put it out??! What?! That search landed them on my post introducing my newest kitty, Gabriel.

Whew!