It Puts The Icee In It's Stomach Or Else It Gets The Hose

Title is a quote from my daughter last night. We had cherry Icee's at the movies and out of no where she pops off with that horrifying version of the Jame Gumb quote from Silence of the Lambs. Cause she is TWISTED. I say that with love.

More Funnies for you. Justin Timberlake could seriously be a comedian. They need to make him a permanent member of SNL. For your amusement I give you, The Barry Gibb Talk Show.




And finally I give you Swedish Pop. Yes Swedish, No, not ABBA. E-Type with Free Like a Flying Demon. This just kicks ass, yo.

Silence Of The Jay

Ok this is from Clerks 2. Which should indicate that it is NSFW and will definitely offend those who are put off by the infamous F word.

If, however, F Bombs don't phase you AND you are familiar with Jame Gumb from Silence Of The Lambs, this will kill ya.

It's a toss up which is funnier, this or Pillowpants.

"I Don't Drink Vine, And I Don't Smoke Chit"

Um....no.

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

A bit of an introvert, you like the special occasions just as much as everyone else. You just have your own unique way of celebrating Halloween. You often feel invisible when you're in public. And it's a shame, because you're really quite a character. Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy. Your fears are irrational and varied. It's hard to predict what you may be afraid of on any given day. You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it. You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

If I could be an Anne Rice Vampire I'd do it :P

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Could You Be a Vampire?

Perfect!

Your Vampire Name Is...

Jezebell of the Ghastly

What's Your Vampire Name?

Ok but I wanna be like Imelda Marcos and have a lot of shoes, ok?

Your Monster Profile

Insane Dictator You Feast On: Grass You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars

What's Your Monster Name?

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it get's the hose!"

See, THAT is creepy. I am just mildly off :P

You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

Again, just NO! Try Twix. Kit Kat. The Classic Hershey! The only thing Butterfingery about me (gross, I know) is my ability to drop shit.

Butterfinger

They call you sticky fingers for a reason!

What Kind of Candy Are You?