Acid Man, Acid Man

HAH! Found this one via CajunVegan. This is on two cups of coffee. And to think, I cut down! Although I still see the inside of a Starbucks on a near daily basis. Oh and fuck a bunch of 4 dollar coffee drinks. I drink coffee. JUST coffee. 1 buck 75 cent coffee. The rest is for teeniebopper mall whores and neophytes :P


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Here is a shocker. Kidlet got Ecstacy and is miffed but then again she is hyper as hell and likes to bounce around chanting "glow stick, glow stick, glow stick." And she knows who Happy Mondays are. Mine was a no brainer. Having been told by my numerous Acid dropping friends that I don't need to take acid cause people take it to make their minds work the way mine already does. I guess they were right!

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! At your best: You understand the world completely, and every ordinary experience is sublime. What people like about being around you: You say and do the craziest things. You're very entertaining. What people dislike about being around you: You're unpredictable. Your mood swings are quite intense. How addicted people get to you: They pretty much don't get addicted to you.

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Keeping it firmly in the addiction realms we move to booze. I actually rarely drink. I might go weeks without so much as a beer or a glass of wine. I have, however, worked in bars and I did spend the better part of my Grammar for Journalism class at Guido's bar in Eugene going through the bartenders rolodex. She was cool and she had my name. And yeah I was underage. If you saw a picture of me at 17 you'd get why I got away with it. I never got carded until I turned 22 or so.

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Shocking. Geek.

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Holy Shit! My ex husband was starving long haired VW bus driving tie dye wearing hippie when we started hanging out. He fed his cat, and I DID force feed him. He got down half a burger and puked. I made him eat the other half.

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Bet You Got It All Planned Right - Thursday Thirteen #36

I am on web quiz kick so I am bringing you 13 qeb quizzes that cover the burning question. Who is Starr??
Starr is a 85% tortured genious. "Ow, stop, you're hurting me!"

You Are 85% Tortured Genius

You totally fit the profile of a tortured genius. You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood. Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.

Are You a Tortured Genius?

Starr is a Log Ride. Why do I feel vaguely insulted by this?

You Are a Log Ride

You prefer to live a fairly calm, relaxed life... with a few surprises thrown in. You don't tend to get yourself worked up easily. You can roll with what life throws at you. In relationships, you are steady and solid. You maintain a pretty broad perspective on what's going on. That's not to say you can't get swept away. You're emotions run as deep as anyone else's. Your life seems like it has been remarkably easy so far. But that's due to how you manage it. You never stretch yourself too thinly, and you think out your decisions carefully. Taking the time to enjoy each day is important to you, and you don't let your emotions rule you. You stay the course and do what's right... knowing it will all work out in the end. At your best, you are tolerant and understanding of other people's quirks. You take "go with the flow" to the extreme. Even if you don't like where you're going. At your worst, you repress your feelings and end up being a little tightly wound. You definitely have some explosive emotions that occasionally come to the surface!

What Carnival Ride Are You?

Starr gets told she should do stand up frequently.

Your Inner Muse is Thalia

You are most like this playful muse of comedy. Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time!

What Muse Are You?

Starr is a Geek. That is multifaceted Geek to you, bud.

Your Geek Profile:

Music Geekiness: Highest Academic Geekiness: High Geekiness in Love: Moderate Internet Geekiness: Moderate Movie Geekiness: Moderate Fashion Geekiness: Low Gamer Geekiness: Low General Geekiness: None SciFi Geekiness: None

How Geeky Are You?

Starr is as scary as bunny slippers - 26%. And Perfect. Almost.

You Are 26% Scary

You scare men off ocassionaly, but only very weak men. You're a normal woman. You're not perfect, but you're pretty darn close.

Do You Scare Off Men?

Starr wants a White Russian now.

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Starr is a slice of dry white toast. Starr actually likes Waffle House bestest for breakfast. Preferably at midnight.

You Are Toast

Old fashioned and a bit of a homebody, you totally go for comfort food. You're the type who loves to cook for friends, and they love you for it. You truly know what tastes good, and you can often pick out the best dish at a restaurant. You don't fall for food trends. You stick with what's been food for a long time!

What Kind of Breakfast Are You?

Starr is a mouth breather.

Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you. Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you. You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle. Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Starr is vindicated.

You Are Very Happy Being Single

You're not anti-relationship. You just don't need one to be content. You find plenty of happiness from your life as it is. And if you find someone you love, then that's just icing on an already decadent cake!

Are You Happy Being Single?

Hanging Man? Yikes, Starr is dizzy =(

You Are The Hanging Man

You represent the seeking of enlightenment and spiritual clarity. You tend to confuse others, but your oddities seem deeply satisfying. Self sacrifice is easy for you, especially if it makes you a better person in the end. You are the type of person who is very in touch with your soul and inner spirit. Your fortune: Right now is a good time for reflection and meditation. You should stop resisting the problems in your life, and let yourself be vulnerable to them. You may need to sacrifice something important to you to move ahead in your life. Accept your destiny with courage, and learn to let go of what you think you need.

What Tarot Card Are You?

Starr only drinks coffee at Midnight. Starr approves the following message.

You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits. Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle. Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it. You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

What Time Of Day Are You?

Starr is surprised by this one. How appropriate is that?

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Starr needs Dramamine. Don't rock the boat baby!

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

How Many Lives Are Living Strange?

I am going to the mall for the second day in a row. Yesterday went with Mom who kindly bought me so decent bossy person clothes versus the worker bee clothes I live in. Those don't fly well at interviews. Today I am taking to her Mecca aka Sephora. The Dior Siren is calling her name.

And now...WEB QUIZZIES!

This one works pretty well. I am fairly open minded but I do have a strong set of inner beliefs and seeing that I am less that 3 weeks from by 39, I think I am old enough now to feel comfortable with them.

You Are 68% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Found this one at Sparky Duck's. Name changed to protect the innocent. Or not so innocent. Interesting. Somewhat true, but also pretty damn contradictory. I have a tendency to be labeled flighty (chime in here, fellow Aquarians) but really I'm not. Hell I claimed to be not so organized yesterday and had that strongly shot down by Kidlet who informed me I am "freakishly organized." And from reading Sparky's and Deserts...apparently NO ONE finishes what they start. Eh. My comments in Blue.

What Starchild Means

You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. I will take your word for it on this one. And I don't crush the weak, just the stupid. You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life. You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. Somewhat true as far as travel but I am not easily tempted. The opposite in fact. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. Well I used to. But then I wisely got over my perfection complex and settled for happy with myself, the peanut gallery can go fuck themselves. Much more peaceful. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. Duh. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. Puh Lease. Like I have the time or the energy for trouble. Or am stupid enough to get caught :P You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. This is the most correct so far. I can accept this. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. Actually most people find me to be cold and aloof but whatever. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. Um, no. My personal motto is "fuck it." You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. HAHAHAHA You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. Again no. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. Is this not totally contradicting what it said above? I am pretty go with the flow. Ambitious is so not a word to describe me. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row. You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. Lick the boot!

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Actually I HAVE a hippy chick name courtesy of being raised by an actual hippy chick and not one of those poseur ass, granola eating, wannabe Olsen Twin types I see floating around town. It's not like I pulled Starr out of my ass. It's a derivative of Starchild which I was referred to as a child. Cause my natal chart was so trippy, don't ya know ;)

Your Hippie Chick Name Is:

Tempest

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How's this one for a coincidence?

You Are Best Described By...

The Starry Night by Vincent van Gogh

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

Space?! Are you out of your friggin mind? You could not PAY me enough money to go to space. No fucking way am I gonna end up all Major Tom'd. Not to mention every place on this list is cold. Just cause I am an aquarian does not mean I don't see the joy of a nice Hawaiian vacation. Are there drinks off the beaten path? Cause if not, I am not goin :P

Travel Horoscope for Aquarius

When you travel, you want to go someplace very few people have been. You want a vacation that's a very unique experience - and off the beaten path. You should travel to: New Zealand (especially the South Island) -Fine Russia - Only cold place that I'd do. Alaska - Yeah cause I like moose and the outdoors and shit. Iceland - Only if I can meet Damon Alburn. Space - Hal No.

What's Your Travel Horoscope?

This one makes me want to read Gatsby again.

Your 1920's Name is:

Zelda Philomena

What's Your 1920's Name?

And with that, I am off to drag Kidlet from bed so I can get this mall shit over and done with. Plus I am starving.

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Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet wallaby 2) Eat less garlic 3) Travel to Mexico 4) Study time travel 5) Get in shape with belly dancing

What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?

Well that sounds exhausting!

You Will Keep Your New Year's Resolution

You planning on making a resolution that's smart, attainable, and perfect for where your life is.

Will You Keep Your New Year's Resolution?

Dammit. That just added pressure!

You Are Blitzen

Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

Santa is my bitch!

Your Love Song Is

Thankyou by Dido "And I want to thank you for giving me The best day of my life Oh, just to be with you is having The best day of my life." It's all good, as long as you're in love.

What Love Song Are You?

Uh huh. Thank you and get out. Dating is just not my bag baby.

You Are a Mermaid

You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Interest...this one is fairly dead on.

You Are Beer!

You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars. More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends. And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper. But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

BEER GOOD! FIRE BAD!!

You Are A Blueberry Martini

You are a eclectic drink - liking to change drinks and venues often. You are usually the first of your friends to find a cool new dive bar or cocktail. You should never: Drink mystery drinks strangers hand you. Unless you want to wind up in foreign country. Your ideal party: Is mobile, hopping from party to party. Your drinking soulmates: Those with an Orange Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with a Chocolate Martini personality.

What Flavor Martini Are You?

But but....I think I might puke if I drank that! Cosmo!

You Are Halloween

You are a dramatic, wild, and even weird person. The dark side of life fascinates you, and you enjoy being a little terrified. You enjoy the hidden sides of life. You are interested in what lurks deep in people's hearts. You are playful and creative. You enjoy pretending you're someone else. What makes you celebrate: Anything bizarre, unusual, or freaky. At holiday get togethers, you do best as: The entertainer. You really like to get into the mood of the holidays. On a holiday, you're the one most likely to: Insist on a theme party of some sort.

What Holiday Are You?

Hell yeah. Every Day Is Halloween!

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends - and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

Pull my finger! (sorry people I just HAD to. And poor kidlet is a thumb. Booya)

She's A Promise In The Year Of Election

That's right. Me and the duck billed platypus. Rare, baby, yeah!

Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)

Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive. Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.

How Rare Is Your Personality?

I ride a steel horse, too!

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Livin' On a Prayer"

You believe the best things in life are mostly forgotten, and you're definitely more than a little nostalgic . You're likely to still like the same foods, fashions, and music as you did when you were a teenager. You have a knack for knowing what elements of pop culture people have missed, without them even realizing it. It's great to remember the past, but don't forget that not everyone is as stuck in it as you are. You might also sing: "Pour Some Sugar on Me," "Rapper's Delight," and "Cherry Pie" Stay away from people who sing: "Toxic"

What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?

Well I have yet to use flash, so yeah.

You Should Get an Abstract Tattoo

Artistic and unique You're the most likely type to personally design your tattoo

What Tattoo Should You Get?

Here is the funny part, I hear or see EQ and think Evercrack :P

Your EQ is 140

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Ooh...deep thoughts! Although everything listed is a favorite of mine

Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal. You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: Philosophy Music Theology Art History Foreign language

What Should You Major In?

Just so long as my karma does not run over my dogma

You Are More Yin

Feminine Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal Honey

Are You More Yin or Yang?

"I Don't Drink Vine, And I Don't Smoke Chit"

Um....no.

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

A bit of an introvert, you like the special occasions just as much as everyone else. You just have your own unique way of celebrating Halloween. You often feel invisible when you're in public. And it's a shame, because you're really quite a character. Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy. Your fears are irrational and varied. It's hard to predict what you may be afraid of on any given day. You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it. You are a traditionalist with most aspects of your life. You like your Halloween costume to be basic, well made, and conventional enough to wear another year.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

If I could be an Anne Rice Vampire I'd do it :P

You Could Be a Vampire... If You Had To

Like most people, the thought of being a vampire has crossed your mind. But you're not sure if you'd do it, even if you could. Living forever doesn't sound half bad, if you could live forever with the people you love the most. But do vampires even love? And would the vampire version of you even be you? It's all too much to contemplate. Luckily, the chances of you ever becoming a vampire are astronomically low. What you would like best about being a vampire: Living forever What you would like least about being a vampire: Blood stained teeth

Could You Be a Vampire?

Perfect!

Your Vampire Name Is...

Jezebell of the Ghastly

What's Your Vampire Name?

Ok but I wanna be like Imelda Marcos and have a lot of shoes, ok?

Your Monster Profile

Insane Dictator You Feast On: Grass You Lurk Around In: Movie Theaters You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars

What's Your Monster Name?

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it get's the hose!"

See, THAT is creepy. I am just mildly off :P

You Are Creepy

Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?

Again, just NO! Try Twix. Kit Kat. The Classic Hershey! The only thing Butterfingery about me (gross, I know) is my ability to drop shit.

Butterfinger

They call you sticky fingers for a reason!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

No More Words

Shamelessly stolen from Desert Songbird who is also blessed with the gift of gab!

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?