Two Can Keep A Secret If One Of Them Is Dead

Season Three is almost upon us. Sept 28th is the Red Letter Day so to speak. What will Dexter do now that he has to a certain degree, slipped the noose? I dunno but I can not wait to find out. Michael C. Hall is such an amazing actor.

Love this song. The band is called The Pierces and here they are live. Oh and gentlemen? They are pretty hot if I do say so myself. Having listened to several of their songs, I gotta say, I love these girls. Is that a banjo I hear?! In my humble opinion they kick Fiest's ass. They remind me of Poe with a Tim Burton twist. If Emily the Strange sang this is what she would sound like. They are decidely out there and I LOVE that.

Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge. is their latest release and you can hear most of the songs on their myspace page : The Pierces.




Project Runway this week was designing outfits for drag queens. Hedda Lettuce...what a fan-fucking-tastic drag name! Farrah Moans, Miss Understood, Sharon Needles, Annida Greenkard, and Varla Jean Merman. I have said it before and I will say it again, drag queens rule. I gotta get my hands on fake ID for my kidlet. We had to miss Jesus and Mary Chain cause the show was 21 and over and she would ADORE getting to go to Darcelle's.

Power-Saw To The People

HOT DAMN DEXTER SEASON THREE!

Dexter kicks ass. It is the main reason I own a tv. Jimmy Smits joins the cast this year.





A recap of Seasons 1-2 with commentary.

She's A Witch Of Trouble In Electric Blue

Lordy I am not into Mondays.

WTF is Star Reynolds doing on House Hunters?!

Sorry...that just threw me for a loop. So anyhow...Mondays. Bleh. Suckage. Pissy. Dropped Kidlet off at school and then got to enjoy a fabulous commute populated with dill wads who have completely forgotten how to drive in rain. And they chose to decompensate in front of me. Joy!

And then ...work.

Gotta win the lottery. Gotta buy a ticket first. Yeah.

Hit the store on my way home from work and then got home and decided I wanted fried eggs and toast for dinner. So that is what I had. Watched Weeds as it was conveniently on at 7 (?!) tonight. That is a perk of having like 10 Showtime channels available! Season 3 is pretty darn good so far. Even the Olson twin is pretty good. And so far Season 2 of Dexter is kicking major ass. Dexter is easily my favorite show on TV. It just squeaks out Weeds. I am actually digging the plot device on Weeds that added Peter's ex wife. At first I was sceptical. But the mammogram scene won me over. And Dexter's addiction problem? Awesome! I was wondering what the plan would be on Dexter as they used the first two books for Season 1 and the third book was not out yet. So far, their original plots have been great. Showtime is, hands down, the best television out there.

Kidlet and I are reading Anne Rice's Witching Hour and doing a book club. It's kinda fun to get her take on things. Of course we have to stop reading and go look stuff up when we are unclear on the the history of something. Like Electroencephalograms.

Yes we are weird.

Don't Drink. Don't Smoke. What Do You Do?

Ohh I feel like a new woman today. It is frickin amazing what 8 hours sleep and the prospect of a laptop will do for a girl, ya know? I should really piss Kidlet off and start singing that Valtrex Herpes commercial jingle, It's A Brand New Day. Oh she hates that. She does the most fabulous Elvis style lip curling sneer. It is priceless.

We watched The Tudors last night. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is faboulous as Henry. It is nice to see a version where he is not portrayed as the Fat Orson Wells type who throws bones over his shoulder. Poor Harry, he really was a stud muffin in his early days. Dare I say it...a rockstar.

Dexter is back on in....OCTOBER?!? WTF, that is too frickin long to wait. Fortunately the third Dexter novel is due out in July. Still. Grr.

Oh side note to all you X Files Fans. The Fox is back! Showtime has a new series with David Duchovny in the works called Californication.

Wonder if they paid the Peppers?

So anyways we watched The Tudors and then then we sucked into Jawbreaker. Nice Dexter tie in since Lovely Rita in Dexter is also Foxy in Jawbreaker. And Darla on Angel... but I digress.

Love that movie. And yes yes I know, big huge Heathers rip off. Got it. I like the synchronicity of both of them featuring a Charmed One though. And Marilyn Manson's cameo is priceless. Watch it and you will truly understand why the man stays in makeup all the time. He looks like Nic Cage's demented vacuum salesman brother. With Brandon Flowers patented Lip Pubes Mustache.

I LOATHE The Killers, in case you didn't get that :P

Today after a long day of work, I must motivate my ass to the Land O Dead Fred's. Got a 10 buck gift card and 14 bucks from my rewards card. Which means, that I get a pound of coffee, two things of creamer, and probably my dinner for free. I love that.

Cause I am cheap like that.